{"id":1736,"date":"2009-02-10T09:23:26","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T15:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=1736"},"modified":"2009-02-10T09:23:26","modified_gmt":"2009-02-10T15:23:26","slug":"the-tilt-a-whirl-and-the-labyrinth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=1736","title":{"rendered":"The Tilt-A-Whirl and the Labyrinth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imbolc\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Full Wild Moon<\/p>\n<p>When I woke up yesterday, my right eye began to jiggle back and forth.\u00a0 The room began to sway.\u00a0 OMG as the kid&#8217;s say.\u00a0 I stumbled to the bathroom, hitting a painting on the wall.\u00a0 My insides tried to come outside and a cold, clammy sweat broke out all over my body.\u00a0 Yikes!<\/p>\n<p>At first I thought.\u00a0 Flu.\u00a0 So I waited for everything to calm down.\u00a0 Everything did not calm down.\u00a0 That was I hollered for Kate.\u00a0 &#8220;Kate!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She came and took in what was going on.\u00a0 &#8220;Smile for me.&#8221;\u00a0 she said.\u00a0 A peculiar response unless your spouse has a medical degree.\u00a0 I smiled my most winning smile.\u00a0 &#8220;That&#8217;s a test for stroke.&#8221;\u00a0 Oh.\u00a0 I passed.\u00a0\u00a0 Thank god.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where&#8217;s your blood pressure cuff?&#8221;\u00a0 I keep one to take my pressure every now and then.\u00a0 She got it.\u00a0 122\/62.\u00a0 Strange for a guy with essential hypertension.\u00a0 But good news to her.<\/p>\n<p>She had me diagnosed.\u00a0 Labyrinthitis.\u00a0 A viral infection of the inner ear that plays havoc with balance.\u00a0 Each time I moved my body put me into state I had experienced in full only once before.\u00a0 That time came when I found myself in an airplane bathroom during\u00a0 high turbulence.\u00a0 The stewardesses though I was having a heart attack.\u00a0 Hell, so did I.\u00a0 But not Kate.\u00a0 She got me a wheel chair, we got off the plane and waited until I calmed down.<\/p>\n<p>This deal though did not allow the body to calm down.\u00a0 I had one position that did not produce vertigo and nausea.\u00a0 I stayed in for the whole day.<\/p>\n<p>Kate got me some fancy anti-emetics that helped a lot.\u00a0 She said it would lift in a day and it has.\u00a0 I can move around now, but slowly.\u00a0 And, oh, by the way she also said, &#8220;You can&#8217;t drive for six weeks.&#8221;\u00a0 Six weeks!<\/p>\n<p>Well, better grounded than dead, I always say.<\/p>\n<p>One more piece:\u00a0 the Jungian in me jumped at the chance to read the article on Jewish labyrinths in the new Parabola that came the same day.\u00a0 More on that later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imbolc\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Full Wild Moon When I woke up yesterday, my right eye began to jiggle back and forth.\u00a0 The room began to sway.\u00a0 OMG as the kid&#8217;s say.\u00a0 I stumbled to the bathroom, hitting a painting on the wall.\u00a0 My insides tried to come outside and a cold, clammy sweat broke out all over my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=1736\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Tilt-A-Whirl and the Labyrinth<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1736"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1738,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736\/revisions\/1738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}