Samhain \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Moon of the Winter Solstice<\/p>\n
You must have one of these incidents in your past. \u00a0The chestnut from my past was the time I picked up a tube of Brylcreem and proceeded to brush my teeth. \u00a0My teeth stood up nice and straight. \u00a0And no, I don’t know why I had the Brylcreem.<\/p>\n
So now I have another one. \u00a0I use soy milk on cereal. \u00a0When soy milk sits for a while, it becomes thick, but doesn’t taste bad. \u00a0This morning–I should stipulate that I’m not at my most conscious early in the morning–I got up, put cereal in the bowl, blueberries on top, grabbed the soy milk and poured it over them. \u00a0It was a little thick, but I thought, oh, hell with it. \u00a0I’ll try it.<\/p>\n
I ate it. \u00a0About half. \u00a0It was terrible. \u00a0I had to throw out the remaining cereal and blueberries. \u00a0When I went in the refrigerator to throw out the curdled soy milk, I discovered I had put eggnog on my cereal.<\/p>\n
Yep. It’s my new one. \u00a0The morning I put eggnog on my cereal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Samhain \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Moon of the Winter Solstice You must have one of these incidents in your past. \u00a0The chestnut from my past was the time … Continue reading You Must Have One<\/span>