{"id":2291,"date":"2009-04-06T21:47:22","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T03:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=2291"},"modified":"2009-04-06T21:47:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-07T03:47:22","slug":"grandma-told-me-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=2291","title":{"rendered":"Grandma Told Me So"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spring\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Waxing Seed Moon<\/p>\n<p>Kate is home.\u00a0 As is our habit, I met her at the Loon Cafe after she took the LRT into downtown.\u00a0 To park I went in a ramp, promptly scored the first parking spot, which allowed me later to just pull around a concrete pylon, turn left and give my money to the cashier.\u00a0 Very cool.<\/p>\n<p>The other amazing part was the rat in the maze experience.\u00a0 Getting out of the ramp I exited onto a skyway, walked until I found Butler Square, went into Butler Square, wound through a few hallways, found the entrance, exited, then turned left and went one block to the Loon Cafe.\u00a0 The truly amazing part was that after Kate and I had supper I reversed field and followed the path back to the truck without a misstep.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad to have her back.\u00a0 This tooth business has been a hassle and I wanted to complain to somebody about it, but she wasn&#8217;t here and who else would listen?\u00a0 I complained for about a minute over supper and that was enough.<\/p>\n<p>Ruth is a prodigy, capable of astounding feats of linguistic and muscular agility.\u00a0 I know this because Grandma told me so.<\/p>\n<p>Gabe is the cutest, friendliest baby ever.\u00a0 I know this because Grandma told me so.<\/p>\n<p>Grandma loves being a grandma.\u00a0 ditto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Waxing Seed Moon Kate is home.\u00a0 As is our habit, I met her at the Loon Cafe after she took the LRT into downtown.\u00a0 To park I went in a ramp, promptly scored the first parking spot, which allowed me later to just pull around a concrete pylon, turn left and give my money &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=2291\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Grandma Told Me So<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,65,127],"tags":[408,111,1493,223],"class_list":["post-2291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging","category-family","category-health","tag-gabe","tag-kate","tag-root-canal","tag-ruth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2291"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2293,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions\/2293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}