{"id":28715,"date":"2014-11-08T17:36:20","date_gmt":"2014-11-08T23:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=28715"},"modified":"2014-11-08T17:37:31","modified_gmt":"2014-11-08T23:37:31","slug":"for-the-doctor-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=28715","title":{"rendered":"For the Doctor in the House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Samain \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Closing Moon<\/p>\n<p>I checked these with Snopes which says most of them seem likely though it&#8217;s impossible to verify. A few seem unlikely. But, they&#8217;re all funny. My personal favorite? #8<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/patient-charts.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-28716\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/patient-charts.jpg\" alt=\"patient charts\" width=\"708\" height=\"1964\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/patient-charts.jpg 708w, https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/patient-charts-108x300.jpg 108w, https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/patient-charts-369x1024.jpg 369w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 708px) 100vw, 708px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Samain \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Closing Moon I checked these with Snopes which says most of them seem likely though it&#8217;s impossible &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=28715\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">For the Doctor in the House<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28715"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28719,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28715\/revisions\/28719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}