{"id":344,"date":"2008-02-24T17:55:29","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T23:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=344"},"modified":"2008-02-24T17:55:29","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T23:55:29","slug":"how-to-cross-a-one-lane-bridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"How To Cross a One-Lane Bridge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1:40PM\u00a0 77.\u00a0 Sunny.\u00a0 Hazy.\u00a0 Some surf, but not, according to the ocean safety folks, much of a hazard.\u00a0 The surf breaks maybe 150-200 feet from shore; it hits a coral reef.\u00a0 Further in toward Kapaa there is a life-guard protected beach where there are many surfers today.\u00a0 These are not the beginners I saw on Maui&#8217;s west shore.\u00a0 These folks know what they&#8217;re doing.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, I started the day driving all the way to Hanalei and beyond, hunting for the Pinetree Surfboard competition, but it appears the surf didn&#8217;t meet championship standards.\u00a0 Or, something, anyhow I couldn&#8217;t find it.<\/p>\n<p>It rained the whole way there and back.\u00a0 On the road I learned the one-way bridge etiquette.\u00a0 One goes from one side, then one from another until both lines have no more cars.\u00a0 Some mainlanders rush in and aggressively take space.\u00a0 It&#8217;s easy to see why this is not liked.\u00a0 It does not receive the two finger wave that means, &#8220;Great.\u00a0 Thanks.\u00a0 Aloha.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One trip over here, a few years back now, I brought my commuterman driving style with me.\u00a0 Commuterman goes with the flow, but does not, ever yield.\u00a0 In two-fisted rush hour driving this has some logic, though not much else, to commend it.\u00a0 In this case I confronted a guy on a one-way bridge, asserted myself like the Dodge Charger ahead of me did today.\u00a0 A young Hawai&#8217;ian got out and, totally without the Aloha spirit, told me what he thought of my driving, tourists and tourism in general.\u00a0 I fought back.<\/p>\n<p>Today I see the stupidity and the unnecessary nature of that conflict.\u00a0 Wish I could find him and say, sorry, I&#8217;m a more polite guy now.<\/p>\n<p>Mario suggested the Ono-Char Burger stand just beyond Aliomanu Road on the way to Kapaa.\u00a0 I stopped there today. He was right. This is one great burger.\u00a0\u00a0 Get on a plane, land in Lihue, drive north on 50, go past the 13 mile marker and pay attention on the right.\u00a0 Duane will make sure you get a good one.<\/p>\n<p>Went grocery shopping.\u00a0 Two half pints of blueberries: $8.\u00a0 Microwave ready bacon: 8.19.\u00a0 And so on.\u00a0 Hawai&#8217;i has twice the inflation rate of the mainland and one run through the grocery store and a stop for $3.67 a gallon gas will tell\u00a0you why.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Also noticed here in the Da Fish Shack the corrosive power of salt spray.\u00a0 All the exposed metal has oxidized and looks poorly maintained when it may be almost new.<\/p>\n<p>Had my snack, now to try a nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1:40PM\u00a0 77.\u00a0 Sunny.\u00a0 Hazy.\u00a0 Some surf, but not, according to the ocean safety folks, much of a hazard.\u00a0 The surf breaks maybe 150-200 feet from shore; it hits a coral reef.\u00a0 Further in toward Kapaa there is a life-guard protected beach where there are many surfers today.\u00a0 These are not the beginners I saw on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=344\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How To Cross a One-Lane Bridge<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[318,298],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel","tag-da-fish-shack","tag-kauai"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}