{"id":42056,"date":"2016-07-05T13:38:10","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T19:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=42056"},"modified":"2016-07-05T13:38:10","modified_gmt":"2016-07-05T19:38:10","slug":"42056-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=42056","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Summer \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Park County Fair Moon<\/p>\n

A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says \u201cmake me one with everything.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere\u2019s my change?\u201d the monk asks.<\/p>\n

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The vendor replies, \u201cchange comes from within.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Summer \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Park County Fair Moon A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says \u201cmake me one with everything.\u201d The Buddhist monk pays with a … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42057,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42056\/revisions\/42057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}