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from a facebook group, Science Humor:<\/p>\n
1. I\u2019m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can\u2019t put it down.<\/p>\n
2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn\u2019t seem to be gaining momentum.<\/p>\n
3. Why can\u2019t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don\u2019t believe in higher powers.<\/p>\n
4. Schrodinger\u2019s cat walks into a bar. And doesn\u2019t.<\/p>\n
5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.<\/p>\n
6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
\n\u201cWhat do we want?\u201d.
\n\u201cTime travel\u201d
\n\u201cWhen do we want it?\u201d.
\n\u201cIrrelevant.\u201d<\/p>\n
7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!<\/p>\n
8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies \u201cFor you, no charge\u201d.<\/p>\n
9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
\n\u201cOh, no, I think I lost an electron.\u201d
\n\u201cAre you sure?\u201d
\n\u201cYes, I\u2019m positive.\u201d<\/p>\n
10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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