{"id":42753,"date":"2016-10-20T08:11:41","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T14:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=42753"},"modified":"2016-10-20T08:11:41","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T14:11:41","slug":"cogito-ergo-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=42753","title":{"rendered":"Cogito Ergo Not"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fall \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Hunter Moon<\/p>\n

Rene Descartes walks into an English pub, and the serving wench asks him if he would like a flagon of ale.<\/p>\n

He says: “I think not!”<\/p>\n

Poof! He disappears!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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