{"id":52556,"date":"2020-07-21T09:39:27","date_gmt":"2020-07-21T15:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=52556"},"modified":"2020-07-21T09:39:27","modified_gmt":"2020-07-21T15:39:27","slug":"a-trumpburger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=52556","title":{"rendered":"A Trumpburger"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Summer and the Lughnasa Moon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tuesday gratefuls: The clan. Riyadh. Singapore. San Francisco. Shadow Mountain. Cool mountain mornings. Beau Jo&#8217;s pizza. Kep walking on my back this morning. Rigel sniffing her way into breakfast. The new perspective aborning. Gettin&#8217; &#8216;er done. That new drill. Those ten-year battery smoke detectors. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s start with cows for relaxation.* Or, cow cuddling. Yes, it&#8217;s a trend. Before that steak dinner get up close. Might let some of those dairy farmers on the brink achieve a new revenue stream. Other than milk in a bucket. Why not? Cows are big. They&#8217;re warm. They&#8217;re ungulates. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also prey animals. That&#8217;s the steak part. Probably something folks in India knew long ago. Sacred cows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That was the sweet part. Let&#8217;s turn to jackbooted thugs wandering the streets of Portland grabbing U.S. citizens off the street. Homeland Security. Put in a picture here of my hat that reads: Let&#8217;s make Orwell fiction again. Where are all the second amendment freedom-loving Boogaloo bros? This is the kind of government overreach that they prattle on about. Could be a come to Jesus moment for the far right and the far left. Finally, an enemy we can agree on. Not holding my breath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then there&#8217;s cutting money for covid testing, contact tracing, and the CDC in the new Trumpian budget. More money for storm-troopers, a lot less money for the storm. Not forgetting the obvious move right now of the Administration lawsuit to zero out Obamacare. In the middle of a pandemic. Or consider. Who speaks for the W.H.O.? Not the plague flea in the Oval Office. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One positive for Biden&#8217;s campaign is Trump&#8217;s promise to restart the daily Coronavirus briefings that served him so well before. Let&#8217;s play another round of What Will He Say Next?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One thing he said next is that he will send Federal troops into other big cities. This is not the start of a dictatorship. It&#8217;s the realization of one. I&#8217;d like a black and white photoshopped image of Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, and Trump. I will hang it on my wall as a precautionary tale for my grandkids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kate asked me the other day about the Trump Presidential Library. Always fun to speculate. Maybe big golden arches with an L.E.D. counter for lies. Let&#8217;s say it will start at 45,000. Inside will be screens of tweeted screed, a backroom full of unread briefing books and intelligence updates. Food, you ask? Of course, included in the $45 a person admission will be a large chocolate shake, a Trumpburger, and an order of Freedom Fries. That American Flag napkin is take-home souvenir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What else can we do? We have to laugh at him. If we take him seriously, all is lost. He&#8217;s an unserious man, a man of no depth but infinite in his cruelty and his greed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vote. Please. Get your neighbor to vote. Get your family to vote. (No, not red hat Uncle Harry) but everybody else. Please. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Did I mention vote?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* &#8220;A farm in upstate New York is offering self-care seekers the chance to  spend 90 minutes cosying up to cows. The Mountain Horse Farm explains  that cows are \u201csensitive, intuitive animals\u201d who will \u201cpick up on what&#8217;s  going on inside and sense if you are happy, sad, feel lost, anxious or  are excited, and they will respond to that without judgement.\u201d&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/bbcthree\/article\/f3077982-4f1c-4b40-81be-7f96c4235334\">Guardian<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer and the Lughnasa Moon Tuesday gratefuls: The clan. Riyadh. Singapore. San Francisco. Shadow Mountain. Cool mountain mornings. Beau Jo&#8217;s pizza. Kep walking on my back this morning. Rigel sniffing her way into breakfast. The new perspective aborning. Gettin&#8217; &#8216;er done. That new drill. Those ten-year battery smoke detectors. Let&#8217;s start with cows for relaxation.* &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/?p=52556\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Trumpburger<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1980,127,1979,100,1885],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-on-the-news","category-health","category-humor","category-politics","category-us-history"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52557,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52556\/revisions\/52557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ancientrails.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}