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  • Cogito Ergo Not

    Posted on by Charles Comment

    Fall                                                                      Hunter Moon

    Rene Descartes walks into an English pub, and the serving wench asks him if he would like a flagon of ale.

    He says: “I think not!”

    Poof! He disappears!!


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  • Science Humor

    Posted on by Charles 2 Comments

    Fall                                                                           Hunter Moon

    from a facebook group, Science Humor:

    1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

    2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

    3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

    4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

    5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

    6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
    “What do we want?”.
    “Time travel”
    “When do we want it?”.
    “Irrelevant.”

    7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

    8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

    9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
    “Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
    “Are you sure?”
    “Yes, I’m positive.”

    10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.

     


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  • This Just In

    Posted on by Charles Comment

    Lughnasa                                                           Superior Wolf Moon

    Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System

    “PASADENA, CA—Groundbreaking new findings announced Monday suggest the record-setting heat wave plaguing much of the United States may be due to radiation emitted from an enormous star located in the center of the solar system.”  read more at Onion.com


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  • No Title

    Posted on by Charles Comment

    Summer                                                              Park County Fair Moon

    A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says “make me one with everything.”

    The Buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid.

    “Where’s my change?” the monk asks.

    The vendor replies, “change comes from within.”


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  • The Onion. Again.

    Posted on by Charles Comment

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    Clinton Ominously Tells Iowan Supporters To Mark Front Doors With Campaign Logo Before Sundown

    NEWS IN BRIEFJanuary 31, 2016

    DES MOINES, IA—Declaring that all voting-age citizens who took the measures would be spared, Hillary Clinton ominously instructed her supporters throughout Iowa to mark their front doors with her campaign logo before sundown, sources confirmed Sunday. “All those residing in Iowa take heed: Your home shall bear the mark of my campaign this eve, or may God help you,” said the Democratic candidate after dispatching a phalanx of campaign staffers to all four corners of the state to spread the message of her directive. “Be within your dwellings with the doors closed and locked before nightfall, and do not cross the threshold before the sun rises again in the sky. The emblem of the red-and-blue H will protect my true voters.” At press time, Clinton issued a statement ordering all Iowan supporters who remain on Monday morning to bring forth their progeny between 18 and 34 years of age to the polls.


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