Samhain Moon of the Winter Solstice
You must have one of these incidents in your past. The chestnut from my past was the time I picked up a tube of Brylcreem and proceeded to brush my teeth. My teeth stood up nice and straight. And no, I don’t know why I had the Brylcreem.
So now I have another one. I use soy milk on cereal. When soy milk sits for a while, it becomes thick, but doesn’t taste bad. This morning–I should stipulate that I’m not at my most conscious early in the morning–I got up, put cereal in the bowl, blueberries on top, grabbed the soy milk and poured it over them. It was a little thick, but I thought, oh, hell with it. I’ll try it.
I ate it. About half. It was terrible. I had to throw out the remaining cereal and blueberries. When I went in the refrigerator to throw out the curdled soy milk, I discovered I had put eggnog on my cereal.
Yep. It’s my new one. The morning I put eggnog on my cereal.