A Moat and the Tunnel

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As any docent or academic knows, you learn strange things when you wander around in a new subject or when returning to an old one.  Castles, an ongoing fascination for me since I was a boy, have come up in this new book I’m writing.  As I launched myself into the names of things, e.g. machicolations (holes in a parapet through which rocks and boiling oil could be dropped on attackers), barbicans, portcullis and curtain wall, I came across the old familiar moat.

As in the picture, a moat is a water-filled trench around the outside of a castle.  Like you, I thought the moat offered an additional circle of protection for the outside of the castle, a wet barrier.  Not primarily.  Turns out that siege techniques grew very sophisticated and common protocol including tunneling under a castle’s curtain wall or one of its square sided towers (if such existed) and digging a deeper hole, then blowing it out with explosives or just letting it collapse under its own weight.   This effected an entry to the castle through its most imposing feature, the sheer rock sides.

The moat put a stop to that because any tunnel underneath it would collapse and fill in with water.  A definite deterrent.

Ole and Sven Go To Hell

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Scurrilous, obviously the  product of  a Northern Wisconsinite too long in the ice-house shanty with the heater turned on and the flame off:

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than
skunks, and go to Hell.
The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.
He says to them “Doesn’t the heat and smoke bother you?”
Ole replies, “Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota,
da land of snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy fer a chance
ta varm up a little bit, ya know.”
The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns
up the heat even more.
When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota,
the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished and exclaims, “Everyone down here
is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?”
Sven replies, “Vell, ya know, ve don’t git too much varm veather
up dere at da Falls, so ve’ve yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da
veather’s dis nice.”
The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer.
The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all
their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell.
The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles
are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that
they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber
hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering,
yelling and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumbfounded, “I don’t understand, when
I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now its freezing cold and
you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two?”
They both look at the devil in surprise and say,
“Vell, don’t ya know, if hell is froze over, dat must
mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl”

Fundamentals

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Thoughts on fundamentalists of the mosque, church and street

excerpts from a BBC article forwarded by my brother, Mark:

Three churches have been attacked in Malaysia’s capital Kuala Lumpur

…some vocal groups, including the Muslim Youth Movement, Abim, have cast the use of the word Allah as a surreptitious effort on the part of Christians to try to seduce Muslims away from Islam.

The government will take whatever steps it can to prevent such acts  Prime Minister Najib Razak.

Church officials say that although the word Allah originated in Arabic, Malays have used it for centuries to refer generally to God, and Arabic-speaking Christians used it before Islam was founded, reports the BBC’s religious affairs correspondent Robert Pigott.

Mass nationwide demonstrations failed to materialise on Friday, but protesters at mosques in Kuala Lumpur carried placards reading “Allah is only for us” and “Heresy arises from words wrongly used”.

“I hope the court will understand the feeling of the majority Muslims of Malaysia,” said Ahmad Johari, at the National Mosque.

“We can fight to the death over this issue,” he told Associated Press news agency.

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Comment:  Some Islamic  communities seem to react like street gangs in south L.A.  Disrespect comes from every angle and must be met, not just with resistance, but with deadly force.  This pattern is difficult to break because the thought world that underlies them both is a suspicion of inferiority covered over by a thin layer of superiority.  Even plain conversation about the issues involved can be read as condescending, insults delivered in a plain brown wrapper.  Without conversation, dialogue, there is little to no chance of defusing their  blasting cap sensitivity.

This is the same phenomenon that fuels the Hindu nationalist parties reaction against Muslims in India.  It is the same phenomenon that fuels the gay-bashing and abortion clinic violence in the US.

These are out groups who recognize their relative powerlessness and seize upon one or two issues as central, defining wedge matters.  They then focus their frustration and despair on any who violate the boundaries of Allah use, or sign throwing or color wearing, of being Muslim in India, of having same sex preferences or active participation in abortion in America.

This is the kind of politics that created the Moral Majority and the Karl Rove wins in Texas and the US for GW.  At the level of its manipulation by a man like Rove or Richard Nixon it is naked demagoguery.  At the level of the street gang, the Islamist community, the gay bashers and the abortion clinic bombers it is inchoate rage, a form of speech uttered when no words will form.

Both forms are dangerous and can, witness 9/11, upset civilizations, so they cannot be taken lightly.