Conceptual Theatre

Beltane                  Waxing Dyan Moon

“The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses.” – Edith Sodergran

Waiting for Al

Act VI

Curtain rises on Al and Norm, their heads peak out from two ballot counting machines.  Al is stage left; Norm is stage right.  Debate on the floor of the US Senate floods the audience.  First Norm, then Al, turn their heads as if trying to listen.

The stage has no props other than the two voting machines and a small bench.

As a debate over the appointment of Supreme Court nominee  Sotomayor turns harsh, three persons dressed only in black robes come out, stand in front of the bench, then sit down.

Al and Norm cannot see the bench.

Al spreads his face in a patented Saturday Night Show smile, wide and goofy, then turns serious as a voice in the senate debate suggests Sotomayor is a racist.

Norm starts to smile, changes his mind, a look of concentration.

A voice from the Senate debate:  “We cannot allow racial or gender politics to have a place in the decision to place a candidate on the Supreme Court.  The Supreme Court is for all the people, not just special interest groups.”

Another voice, this time a woman’s:  “… pregnancy and a woman’s right to choose what happens to her body.”

Nods from the three in black.

Norm and Al furl their brows, show evident interest.

An Al Franken campaign appears on a rear projection screen behind the justices.  No sound.

Al breaks into another wide smile as the ad plays though he cannot see it.

A Coleman ad.  Norm smiles.

The three persons in black robes rise off the bench and say together:  “Things are Normal.”

Al and Norm’s heads disappear inside the ballot boxes.

Gators

Beltane              Waxing Dyan Moon

gatorThis southern gentleman showed up on my tour of Okefeenokee Swamp.  He hissed and opened his mouth wide. (Does that mean he’s related to Jesse Helms?) After we moved past him, he moved to another patch of grass and rolled over on his side, happy at having driven away the intruders.

The gator is the moose and the wolf of the south.  It shows up on license plates, as school mascots and in tourist ware like mugs and hot pads.

Chip, the crocodilian biologist who gave me the tour, said that the crocodilian’s basic survival strategy got put into place 30-40 million years ago and has not changed since.  They hunt the shoreline and low water edges, relying on stealth and speed to catch birds, deer, fish.

The females (you cannot tell a female from a male without opening them up) lay a large number of eggs, guard their brood and hope for the best.  It seems to work.  Think of all that time.

Queen Bees

Beltane                  Waxing Dyan Moon

thebeekeeper Hat jauntily askew and ready to check on his bees.

The bees have been busy since I left two + weeks ago.  A lot more worker bees, probably three times than the original packagae, so maybe 24,000 bees.  Also a lot of queen cells so I think they are not far from swarming.  I have to contact Mark, my bee expert, and found out if I did the right preventative measures.  Using the hive tool, I opened the queen cells and destroyed the brood.

This sounds cruel, but the purpose of new queen cells at this point is to produce a swarm with its own queen.  Without them, they will continue to build more worker bees and produce honey in the hives.

Trellis and planting next.